What is your fathers profession?

The teacher ask at school about the profession of the childrens fathers.

So the kids go:” My dad is an office person, my dad is a mecanic, my dad is a carpenter etc.”

Littel John goes:” My dad is a table dancer in a night-club”

The teacher is stunned and says:”Johnny we have to talk to each other after class”

So after class the teacher asks Johnny:” You weren’t serious about your dad being a table dancer were you?”

And Johnny answers:”No I was not but I could not say in front of the whole class that he works for UBS”

Discrimination of job seekers in Switzerland is done openly and blatantly

When you are looking for a job in Switzerland you should do so when you are over 25 but not 35 yet. When you do not belong to this age group you better forget finding a job here. Until 25 no employer wants you because you have not much experience and after 35 no employer wants you because he does not want to pay the higher premium for your pension-insurance. In case you see once in while somebody working who is over 35 you can be sure he is payed by the hour and does not earn more than about 20’000 per year. This minimum amount is excluded from the pension payments so that employers can abuse their older employees in more easy way and steal their pension-money at the same time. In case you got a job in a firm before you were 35 you can be sure that you will be kicked out at latest when you turn 50, being replaced bye two youngsters of 25. Same costs but two workers… and nobody cares what you will do the next 15 years because after 400 days of receiving unemployement money you are not part of the system anymore. You will not even be considered “unemployed” anymore. You simply do not exist anymore. You may aswell go and sleep under the bridge. This stupid pension-insurance system that creates so much hardship on so many people and which should much rather be called a discrimination tool for working class people between 35 and 65 was invented by the socialist by the way.

Progressive tax curve

In Switzerland you do not pay taxes if you don’t earn any money. You pay a lot of taxes if you earn an an average salary. You pay very little taxes when you are very rich. So you must make an important choice. Either be poor or very rich but for heavens sake don’t earn an average wage because you will end up in the same place like the poor guy but you had to work for it all year long.

What does UBS stand for?

A working class boy asks his dad: “Dad what does UBS stand for?”

His dad answers: “I’m not sure but I think it stands for United Bandits of Switerland”